Picture "I walked in on my girlfriend making out with this other girl. I chose to take this as a good thing and not that i had turned her gay."
Picture You don't have to bother signing my shirt. There's no way I'll forget either of you. (girls making out!)
Picture Would You Rather: Have two hot girls making out with each other on your lap OR just make out with one of them?
Picture Sometimes I wonder if there is life in other parts of the universe. Then I stop wondering and resume looking at the girls making out on this planet.