I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Phantom of the College Halloween Party
I partied with my BFFJulius in a frigid catacomb for Halloween. Unfortunately I left early as a general malaise overcame me.
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"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
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The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
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Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
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The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
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Fixed it!
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Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
