I work in IT for a fairly well known company, but I work for one of the smaller branches. It's just me and one other person and let me just say, he isn't the brightest bulb. We are suppose to change the passwords to the computers every three months, and I was going to be gone on the day that we were suppose to do it. I wrote down the list of passwords that he needed to... Read More »
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Toad got tired of being pushed around on Rainbow Road and started hitting the gym.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.