Most Offensive Costume / History Lesson???

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

She hasn't been seen since.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

How do you show your work?

From Billy Skebba