I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Kanye West and Taylor Swift
"Yo, you all have a lot of great costumes and all, but I have the best costume of all time!" P.S. I'm really white.
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She hasn't been seen since.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
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Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
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Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
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Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
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Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
