I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Kanye West and Taylor Swift
"Yo, you all have a lot of great costumes and all, but I have the best costume of all time!" P.S. I'm really white.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.