To be fair, the son got a 10 foot restraining order put on his dad.
D.A.D. yeah you know me.
Listen, son, you're gonna have to learn about this sometime. Now quit whining and drink your Jack Daniels.
When the father goes to burp the son he pukes beer and nachos.
"My dad, brother and I go to Cancun and this is the bathing suit my dad brings."
It's your mom and ...dad?