When I started dating my boyfriend, he was a virgin in every sense of the word. He had never even held hands with a girl. When we were making out for the first time, I licked his lower lip. His whole body trembled and he muttered "Oh dear god." It was so funny that I had to stop completely because I was laughing so hard. We're on month eight now.
Mormons
Two good little Mormons reading after a bike ride. Doesn't get much more picturesque than that.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.