See, there's no reason to be afraid of clowns.
I like to think even if he was a woman, Captain Morgan would still have that sweet goatee.
Big Bird's always getting in the way.
By your facepaints combined...
Deforestation! Super Nuclear Radiation! Smog! Toxics! Hate! With your powers combined I am CAPTAIN POLLUTION!
He's obviously Captain Obvious. What don't you get?!