"The hooker bit my damn tongue off!"
They genetically engineered a new salesman from the DNA of the ShamWow guy and Billy Mays.
The mystery behind the Shamwow is finally revealed.
I heard one of them died and the other beat up a hooker... and I'm just talking about the two guys in the background.
Or as real football fans know it, the Vince Stop-Heart-y Trophy.
"Vince Vaughn showing support for the Troops in Iraq."