A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
Thriller!
This year for Halloween I dressed as zombie Michael Jackson from the Thriller video and my friends joined my as my undead backup dancers. We blasted "Thriller" through the streets that night. Chamone!
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Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
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"Gretchen, NO!"
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
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I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
