My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
Headless Bride
"A beautiful bride, young and full of hope. Her life came to an end the day she was supposed to start her life as the wife of the man she loves. Unluckily its also the man her mother loves, so not able to cope with reality mother decides to cut the head
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