Her feet are only cold because she's dead.
You should see her chastity belt.
A headless jock, he was beheaded in a tragic BowFlex accident.
I am your father-in-law.
"Costume made totally from scratch with some old newspaper, flour and water. Little paint and and a thrift store dress and there's a headless girl in my home."
A toast! Ohhhh noooooooo!