I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Today's word of the day is "Indecent Exposure"
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Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Facebook Abortion
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Cute Girl Internet Browsers
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Fixed it!
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Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
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Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
