I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Halloween Baby Bop Kiss
I don't think I'd ever danced with more people than when I was in the costume.
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How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
