If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
Mrs. Garrison
He actually pulls it off better than the real Mrs. Garrison.
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Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
