I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
The Bud Select Knight
60 hours and 30 cases later the Knight was created. The Bud Select Knight will always triumph!
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Tricky Bathroom Signs
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Fixed it!
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