Mail Order Bride

So the fact that I had to hear you dry hump your boyfriend every weekend for hours at night. ("we're waiting til we're married") and the fact that your stupid smelly disgusting jersey trash friends slept in my bed pissed me off enough. So yes, when you stayed in one night to paint watercolors with the freaks in our building and left the paintings to dry all over... Read More » our floor and my bed, i did let my friends puke on them when they felt sick and puke behind your bed just enough so you could smell it and not see it. Then we threw away some of the paintings and unplugged your fridge. I hope all your vegan food went bad you freaking hippie.

February 15, 2012