Don Draper or Dick Whitman

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Well, think it.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip