I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More »
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Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Facebook Abortion
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I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
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Fixed it!
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