Picture Smokey Clause! On a more serious note, "This is what happens when smokes comes out of your tracheal ring."
Picture "My sister pointed out this sign on the way back from our cousin's wedding, but my mom wouldn't stop for the picture when we said we wanted to send it in to CollegeHumor.com, so it's a little hard to read."
Picture "My roomate carl found out the hard way that our laundry room door locks itself from the inside when he came home drunk to get his laundry."
Picture "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome."