I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More »
Friends at Last
Randomly met Jesus at a bar, we got along quite well after 2000 years
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.