Joe Jonas

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

They're the two most popular girls in school.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.