Human Beer Bong
Women get on their knees for me to give them liquid pleasure.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.




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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.