I work as an it-wizzard (according to the it-illeterate) at a big company. Some day I was reading about left-turning barteria on a carton of yogurt. That moment my boss walked in and asked me if it was possible to get information out of an specific database. It was one of those days that I had all the work I could handle so I answered: No, thats not possible because we only... Read More »
Budwiser Warrior
I'm a student, so that means I don't have a lot of money. So for halloween I didn't wanna drop $100 on a costume. I thought, alright...what is something I have already that I can make into a costume? The answer: beer cans! So I got building and after appr
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.