Picture I've been dreaming of my wedding day since I was five-years-old and I want everything to be perfect, so make sure everyone only bongs Corona.
Picture "My friends and I went up north for the weekend to drink. Problem was that we forgot the beer bong, so we improvised." How did you forget the beer bong? That's usually the first thing I pack.
Picture Look officer, I've explained it to you already. I'm drunk, but it's Rudolph who is doing the driving.