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Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
