Picture Next time you are in Amsterdam, stay at the Novotel. They have the most honest and awesome staff of any hotel in the world.
Picture "I went to Spain to see my gf who was studying abroad and I found this in one of the tourist shops."
Picture "They're yours, son. When I die you'll take over these girls. They'll be yours. Everything the light touches anyway."
Picture "We're a bunch of US students studying abroad in Australia. Apparently down under they like to make every day objects (animals, food, etc) REALLY large and turn it into a road side tourist stand."