"When studying abroad make sure to take the train over to amsterdam and visit the backroom in the hashish museum."

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts