I hope he isn't just going to snort a huge line of pot and then smoke those cigars.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis