Mark Mangino
I went as Mark Mangino, the Kansas head football
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.



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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.