My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
Finally Luigi is a happy man
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Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
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Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
