I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
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Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
