I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
I need a heart....to eat.
My costume for Halloween in the city. Had fun taking pictures with japanese tourists. I found out they afraid of scarecrows almost much as Godzilla.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.