Picture Facebook Mother's Unite! Now how do we make this group on facebook and invite our friends, Stavros?
Picture "Any of you kids want a snack? Some lemonade? Pizza? Fellatio from a horny MILF. Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets?"
Picture In the future, you'll be able to specify how much fat you want in your milk to the thousandth column.
Picture She probably shouldn't party TOO hard. That's how she got into this mess in the first place.