my dad gave me a free phone and got himself a droid. Every few days he gets mad and throws it because it take more than one button to make a phone call. Ive seen it hit the walls, concrete, etc. Girls in school have iPhones that dont last 1 day. They fall off a desk and explode. My dad tries to break his droid and it doesnt even get scratched. Suck on that Apple.
Upon his Majestic Steed
After reciting the entire speech from Braveheart word for word in an Irish accent, he ran into Excalibur yelling "For Scotland!" We found him the 3 hours later passed out beside the Luxor Fountain.
Like this Picture
Embed
Close
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
