I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Happy Gilmore Characters
My roommates and I were characters from Happy Gilmore for Halloween - Shooter McGavin, Happy's homeless caddy, and Mr. Larson, the Happy's construction boss. Note the ball on Mr. Larson's left shoe.
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Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
