I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More »
Halloween 2009
Our enthusiastic pacman suffered a mild concussion after a head-on street light collision....
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You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.




Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.