If you come across a giant moose, all you can do is pay attention and hope for the best.
It's pizza all the way down.
All I want is this, all the time.
The wall is like a secret private message, right?
Oh, I ordered 135 pepperoni pizzas, not sausage pizzas. Can you take these back?
Features two cell phones! One the wifey knows about and another secret one hidden in his sock.