Drink. Drank. Drunk.
I was at my friend's house and we were drinking so I changed her status on Facebook. I didn't know her friends' moms would comment on it. This is the final product.
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
