I never had a personal beef with parents being on facebook, but if they're going to stop letting sluts be sluts, then we've got a major problem here, folks.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.