Yeah, I'd say a botte rocket in your pants would qualify as getting owned, « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture November 14, 2003 Recommended Comments () Picture Let this be a warning to you kids that think shooting a bottle rocket out of your ass is "cool" and "hip" Picture "My friend was so drunk he fell in the lake while attempting to shoot a bottle rocket, so we thougth it would be a good idea to make him launch it out of his mouth while his face was under water. His body was under but his face wasn't." Picture Ignore the "owned" part, I would have given anything to be at this event. Picture The word owned is thrown around pretty loosely these days. Picture Yeah, we're selling the car cheap because it's owner died of a heart attack last year. It's a shame, he was only 32. Yeah, single. Anyway, she's barely got any miles on her - only went to the 7/11 and back. Picture "Belly Button Bottlerocket Blast" Despite the alliteration, it's still a bad idea. Comments ()
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