Picture Let this be a warning to you kids that think shooting a bottle rocket out of your ass is "cool" and "hip"
Picture "My friend was so drunk he fell in the lake while attempting to shoot a bottle rocket, so we thougth it would be a good idea to make him launch it out of his mouth while his face was under water. His body was under but his face wasn't."
Picture Yeah, we're selling the car cheap because it's owner died of a heart attack last year. It's a shame, he was only 32. Yeah, single. Anyway, she's barely got any miles on her - only went to the 7/11 and back.