I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
He's a Math T.A. I'd be surprised if he didn't know all 150 original Pokemon.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.