Able to blame your problems on your mother in a single bound....with kung fu cocaine snort

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle