I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
The Phantom must get his hat back at all costs. Charred hair on a burnt scalp is not nearly as attractive as it was in Medieval times.
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Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
