"OMG I went to sleep a B cup and woke up like this! Thank you Santa."
"That's a huge rug as the scarf."
A B C D E F J R
Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start Menu.
You have to be a pretty huge dick to dress up as a pretty huge dick.
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, select, START