"I was researching for a paper in criminal justice when i found this sign."

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

You should see how she hails a cab.

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.