Picture "My friend Zach was talking shit about he was going to stay up all night. He was messing with everyone who was went to sleep. That's him under the duct tape."
Picture "150lbs of chocolate syrup, drunk girls in bras and panties = one kick ass time for my buddies 21st bday."
Picture "Me and my buddy were walking around one night rating girls. One noticed what my buddy was doing. That made it so worthwhile..."
Picture "This old guy has been at the bar at our college every Wednesday night for the entire year. He shows up dressed like he just left the golf course and hits on the drunk girls all night long... basically he's the man."
Picture "Me and my buddies on Rubgy tour met up with Ja-Rule- funny thing was none of us really gave a shit."