I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
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The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
