Don't steal our toilet paper
There are 4 bathrooms on my floor. I share my bathroom with 5 other people. One of the bathrooms on my floor ran out of toilet paper so the people there stole all of ours. We got pissed and wrote that on our stall door.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.




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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.