Why have a fight in private when you can do it in a status update? « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Shamrock on November 17, 2009 See More Facebook slut Relationships couple Recommended Comments () Picture "But honey, if we do all this I'll have no time for my mistress." Picture Damn you facebook iPhone app for allowing people to update their status all the time. Picture You should really get tested. Luckily, all you need to do is stick out your hand Picture The Moral of the Story: You can be a slut, just don't sound like one all the time. Picture I want to do this to friends every time I see a stupid status update. Picture Facebook Status Update Prank Comments ()