"Yeah, all the blue-eyed, blonde-haired boys on the team just thought it was a witty and ironic nickname and it just stuck," said the worst middle-school football coach ever.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

The transformation is almost complete.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.