The old "painting a donkey to look like a zebra" trick, ay? I give him 24 hours before the toxic paint seeps through his hide and slowly poisons him.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

You should see how she hails a cab.

It makes a great back scratcher though.

This family trip is about to get awkward.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.