The old "painting a donkey to look like a zebra" trick, ay? I give him 24 hours before the toxic paint seeps through his hide and slowly poisons him. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture November 19, 2009 Recommended Comments () Picture I've managed to crossbreed a zebra and a donkey using only paint and the lax animal cruelty laws in Mexico. Picture Albino Zebra Picture I'm not racist, I just didn't know Jerome was painting his chest when I bought the paint. Picture Park Your Donkey Picture That is fantastic news! I was just about to report him lost to Animal Services. Picture "We told our buddy that he was getting a henna tattoo of the state of Texas, and we greased the guy with 10 euros to put this on him instead. The messed up thing is that he knew what was happening halfway through, and he allowed it to continue." Comments ()